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A judge was working in his room one day when a neighbour ran in and said, "If one man"s cow kills 1 , the owner of the first cow is responsible(负责的) , 2 ? " "It 3 ,"answered the judge. "Well, " said the man. "Your cow has . killed 4 . " " Oh, " answered the judge. " Everyone knows that a cow cannot 5 a man, so a cow is not responsible, and that means that its owner is not responsible, 6 . " "I am sorry, Judge," said the man. "I 7 . I meant that my cow killed yours. " The judge thought 8 a few seconds and then said , " When I think about it more carefully , this case is 9 as I thought at first. " And then he turned to his clerk and said, " Please 10 me that big black book from the shelf behind you. " |
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A man left the snow-covered street of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife 1 a business trip and 2 to meet him there the next day. When he 3 his hotel, he decided to 4 his wife a quick email. He was unable to find the paper 5 which he had written her email address. He did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately (不幸的是) , he 6 one letter, and his note was sent directly instead to an elderly preacher"s(传教士) wife whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the sad woman checked her email, she 7 a look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream (刺耳的尖叫) ,and fell to the floor 8 . At the 9 , her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen. "Dearest wife, I just got checked in. Everything is ready 10 your arrival tomorrow. Your loving husband." |