求一英文三只小猪搞笑剧本

题目

求一英文三只小猪搞笑剧本
要求:1 英文 主要是台词
2 搞笑 最好不和原作相同
3 表演用 不要太长和太难
PS:要是没搞笑的那就写原版的吧````
一定是英文哦

答案

这是搜到的 有几处小语法错误自己查一下吧
Three pigs Mum:Boys!Your guys already 18 years old.Tt's time to have your own house now!Pig 1:OK!Mum!We've got it!Pig 1:Haha!Building house?Too easy for me!I Only need to put some straw on the ground!That is my house now!Heihei!Wolf:What a stupid!Such a house can stop my powerful attacking?No way!Well,how delicious the little pig is!Pig 2:Hoho!My house is covered with wood.So that I can go in the house and sleep as quickly as i can.Wolf:Whomever said that one falls asleep is the most beautiful.But idon't think so.I think it is the most delicious!Heihei!Pig 3:I think brick is the strongest stuff to build a house.Although it will take me so much time in it,but,never mind.Wolf:Oh,my god!Is this really a pig?I heard that pig is the most foolish animal in the world!Oh,my!Forget it!Come home and reveiw English.Next year I have to pass the Band 4 Test!Haha!Mum:Oh,god!My 2 handsome boys were dead!OH!THE END