“Hey,can I ask you something?Why do human children dissect us?”

题目

“Hey,can I ask you something?Why do human children dissect us?”
“It’s part of their education.They cut open our bodies in school and write reports about their findings.”
“Huh.Well,I guess it could be worse,right?I mean,at least we’re not dying in vain.”
“How do you figure?”
“Well,our deaths are furthering the spread of knowledge.It’s a huge sacrifice we’re making,but at least some good comes out of it.”
“Let me show you something.”
“What’s this?”
“It’s a frog-dissection report.”
“Who wrote it?”
“A fourteen-year-old human from New York City.Some kid named Simon.”
(Flipping through it.) “This is it?This is the whole thing?”
“Uh-huh.”
“Geez.It doesn’t look like he put a lot of time into this.”
“Look at the diagram on the last page.”
“Oh,my God ...it’s so crude.It’s almost as if he wasn’t even looking down at the paper while he was drawing it.Like he was watching TV or something.”
“Read the conclusion.”
“ ‘In conclusion,frogs

答案

"嘿,我能问你一个问题么?为什么人类要解剖我们呢?"“这是他们教学的一部分,在学校,他们打开我们的身体然后写下他们的发现.”“噢,是么.我猜这一定很烂,额.我的意思是,至少我们的濒死不会是白白无用的.”“你怎么认为...