求超短、超简单的英语故事、、、适合初一的

题目

求超短、超简单的英语故事、、、适合初一的

答案

英语幽默故事 Five Pounds
Three people were walking along a street ,first a big man ,then a pretty woman ,and then an old gentleman .The firsr two went round a corner .Suddenly the gentleman saw a piece of paper on the ground .He picked it up .It was five pounds .A few seconds later ,the young woman came back .She was crying ."I have dropped five pounds ,"she said .
"Don't cry ",said the gentleman ."Here it is ."The young woman thanked him and went away .After a few seconds ,the big man came back .He was looking for something .Suddenly a window opened and a small man looked out ."I saw five pounds fall from your pocket ,"he said ,"but the man gave it to a young woman ."The big man was very angry .The gentleman was frightened and gave him another five pounds .When he had gone ,the young woman came back to get her one pound thirteen shillings and four pence ,and the small man came out to get his .
英语幽默故事
Mrs Jones was still cleaning the house when her husband came back from work .She was wearing dirty ,old clothes and no stockings ,her hair was not tidy .She had dust on her face ,and she looked dirty and tired .Her husband looked at her and said ,“Is this what I come home to after a hard's work ?”
Mrs Jone's neighbour ,Mrs Smith ,was there .When she heard Mr Jone's words ,she quickly said goodbye and ran back to her house .Then she washed ,brushed and combed her hair carefully,put on her best dress and her prettiest stockings ,painted her face ,and waited for her husband to come home .
When he arrived ,he was hot and tired .He walked slowly into the house ,saw his wife and stopped .Then he shouted angrily ,"And where are you going this evening ?"