answer the following questions in a clever way

题目

answer the following questions in a clever way
(1):Which month do soldiers hate?Why?
(2):How many feet are there in a yard?
(3):How do you like your school?
(4)To whom does everyone always take off his hat?

答案

1.March 3月.
2.1 yard = 3 feet or It depends on how many people stand in the yard.
3.closed.
4.