小学四年级英语5人剧本

小学四年级英语5人剧本

题目
小学四年级英语5人剧本
要有搞笑部分
答案
搞笑小学英语小品剧本《新守株待兔》
人物:农夫,兔子A,兔子B,大树.
农夫:I’m a farmer.(稍停顿)[走两步]A cool farmer.(掏出墨镜戴上)[冷酷地走两步,突然被绊了一跤,继续保持冷酷]Eh...When I was yong,I studied in Xu~chuan Middle School.So,I’m rich now![开始展示名牌,边说边掏]Look!This is my modern mobile——Nokia WC 250!This is my watch!This is my MP3!These are my shoes——(夸张低沉地)ADIDAS!This is… [不经意地掏出一个苹果]Oh,sorry.[扔掉苹果]It’s this![从怀里掏出痒痒挠] Do you know what’s this?痒痒挠?No no no~You are out!It’s my modern——锄头~![看下表] It is time to do some farming![开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作]
树:I’m a tree!I can do many things!I can sing![做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作,哼哼哈西!]I can dance![跳四小天鹅] Oh?There comes a rabbit![引导观众看兔子A).树站回后台]
兔子A:OK,I’m a rabbit.Now I’m just walking around here.
[农夫继续锄地,边锄边上场,突然看见前面有个兔子]
农夫:(惊喜地)Lunch![扔掉痒痒挠]I will catch it![偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走]
[农夫跟在兔子后面.两个人走啊走.兔子突然回头.农夫假装看手表.两人继续走.兔子回头.农夫假装看天气.两人继续走.兔子回头.农夫假装打手机.两人继续走,兔子回头.这次农夫冷酷地把枪口对准了兔子.]
兔子A:Wahhhh~!(吓一跳)What do you want?
农夫:Huh…!I will kill U for lunch!
兔子A:Wah~[兔子跑,躲到树后面,农夫追到树前]
农夫:Where~to go?Haha!
[农夫开了一枪“砰”(配音).兔子在树后惊慌躲闪,没被打到.树做出受伤中弹状.农夫又开枪,同上.农夫开始加快频率,火力密集地开枪.兔子开始时惊慌躲闪,躲着躲着跳起舞来.树继续痛苦中弹状.]
兔子A[自我陶醉中,边跳舞边说]You can't hurt me!You can't hurt me!
树:[痛苦万分地]But…you…Hurt me….[痛苦地慢慢挪动到兔子背后]
[兔子继续兴奋地跳舞.农夫停止开枪,走到兔子面前,看着它.兔子猛然抬头发现]
农夫:Ah ha~!Bye bye ![举枪对准兔子,开枪,没声音,看看枪,示意没子弹了.兔子见状,非常兴奋地大笑起来]
兔子A:Ha ha ha ha!You can’t kill me now![兴奋大笑,笑到抽筋,笑到后仰.突然头撞倒了后面的树] Wa ![倒地]
农夫:OH![很兴奋地过去两个手指提起兔子]My lunch ,I caught you ![把兔子绑到树上.打呵欠]tired!I’ll eat you after sleeping.[倒地睡觉](打鼾的声音)
兔子A:[兔子很快醒了,看看四周,发现自己被绑了,很惊讶]Where am What happened?
树:[指着农夫]He has caught you and wants to eat you.
兔子A:What?!I must leave here!But how can I escape?[东张西望,看到农夫的手机]A mobile![解开绳子去看手机]It’s Nokia WC 250!Wow,how fashion![放回原处.又自觉地把自己绑在树上.突然想起来]A mobile!Maybe I can call some one to help me![又不知不觉地把自己放出来,那起手机][做出打电话的样子] (配音:拨电话) Hello?
兔子B:Hello!It’s Jenny.
兔子A:Hey Jenny!
兔子B:Oh,hey Mary!
兔子A:How are you?
兔子B:Fine,thank you.And
兔子A:I’m fine too!How are your parents?
兔子B:They are fine,thank you.And
兔子A:They are fine,too!How is your uncle?
兔子B:He’s fine,thank you!And
兔子A:He’s fine ,too!How…
兔子B:Eh..eh..eh~wait.But why do you call me?If you want borrow some money from me…NO WAY!
兔子A:No no no!I’m in danger now!Come and help me!
兔子B:But where are you?
兔子A:I’m under a tree!
兔子B:[边打电话边在附近走,经过兔子A面前,两个人还没发现]What can you see around you?
兔子A:I see a rabbit …that looks exactly like you!
兔子B:A rabbit…like me… OK!I’ll find you.Just a second!Wait for me!I will help you![匆匆离开]
[兔子A 打完电话,小心翼翼地把手机放回农夫处,然后又很自觉地要把自己绑回了树上]
兔子A:Haha!My friend will come and save me~!yeah![兴奋过度,后仰,头又撞倒树上,倒地](虚弱地)Oh!Hurt!Call 110~Or 119?112?...Oh,forget it!I’m dying![作喉咙卡住声音,死去]
[兔子B上.]兔子B:I’m also a rabbit!I’m smart!I’m lovely!And I’m (作风情万种)beautiful!(自我陶醉)[转头看自己右手边,却发现兔子A倒在地上]Oh,my!Mary![伏在兔子A身上](哭声)I’m so sorry,Mary!I’m too late!5555555~Mary![痛苦而夸张地转身敲打树]
树:Oh!Oh,don’t hit me.!Don’t hit me!I’m brea~ken![朝地上倒,压倒兔子B]
兔子B:What?NO..NO!...I…can’t….breath……(作死了的声音)
[农夫一觉醒来.看见两只兔子] En..Two rubbits!I rememer I have caught just one?!Oh,thanks god!How lucky I am![兴奋地一手提一只兔子,哼着小曲下场]
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