英语翻译

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英语翻译
请大神帮我翻译这篇作文。
我有个朋友他叫“新疆切糕” 因为他经常在街边卖切糕，所以我们都叫她新疆切糕，有一次我去买他的切糕，我叫他就切一小块，等切下去后他告诉我说200块，我想这不是“坑爹”吗？原来才买几块钱的东西一下子居然买的那么贵，于是我和他辩论，后来不知道怎么的他就打了我拳，于是我们就开始打架了，最后我把他的切糕弄打翻满地，后来我赔了他16万。他最终原谅了我，最后他还请了我吃了一块切糕，我们还是好朋友。
尤其是要翻译切糕和坑爹谢谢

答案

I have a friend called "Xinjiang nut cake" because he often on the streets selling Xinjiang nut cake,so we call her Xinjiang Xinjiang nut cake,once I went to buy his Xinjiang nut
cake,I told him to just cut a small piece,cut down after he told me 200
yuan,I think this is not "cheating father"?Just buy a few yuan a sudden things
actually buy so expensive,so I argued with him,then do not know how he got in
my fist,and so we started fighting,I finally put his Xinjiang nut cake get
knocked over the ground,and then I lost him 160000.He eventually forgave me,
finally he also asked me to eat a piece of Xinjiang nut cake,we are still good
friends.
顺便一句：亲,他打你,你还请他吃饭呀?坑爹的话,我个人认为是：cheating father