跪求→高中英语脱口秀台词、简简单单的就行,内容需要轻松搞笑一点,

题目

跪求→高中英语脱口秀台词、简简单单的就行,内容需要轻松搞笑一点,
运用高中几句简单英语组成句子就行,大约要坚持五分多钟!千万要通俗易懂,

答案

I used to drive this used car with a lot of bumper stickers that impossible to peel it off.and one of them said .if you don't speak englishgo homeand I didn't know this for two years