英语演讲幽默短文
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英语演讲幽默短文
A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobil phone but discovered that she was out of credit ;she instructed her son to use his own phone to pass across an urgent message to daddy who is at the construction site.
After her son had called ,he got back to mummy to infrom her that it was a lady that picked up daddy's phone the three times he tried reaching dad on the mobile .Women!She watied impatiently for her husband to return from the construction site .The moment she sighted him,she gave him a very hot slap.While the man was trying to ask why ,she repeated the slap.People from neighborhood rushed around to know the cause of his .
The man asked his son to tell everybody what the lady said to him when he called,he said,"The number you are trying to call is not reachable at the moment.Please try again later".
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答案
一个女人要达到她的丈夫对他的流动电话,但发现她是不可能的信贷;她指示她的儿子用他自己的手机通过各地紧急信息,爸爸谁是施工现场.
经过她的儿子曾要求他回到木乃伊以infrom她说,这是一个女的选择了爸爸的电话的3倍,他试图达成爸爸的手机.妇女!她不耐烦地watied她的丈夫返回施工现场.时刻,她的目光他,她给了他一个非常炎热slap.While该名男子正试图问为什么,她重复了slap.People从周围邻居送往知道的原因他.
该名男子问他的儿子告诉大家什么夫人对他说,当他呼吁,他说:“你的人数正在通话无法到达的moment.Please稍后再试” .
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