求一篇英语小故事或小笑话 能讲1 2分钟的

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求一篇英语小故事或小笑话 能讲1 2分钟的

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脑移植 A Brain Transplant
The Brain Surgeon was about to perform a brain transplant.
"You have your choice of two brains," he told the patient,"For $1000 you can have the brain of a psychologist,or for $10,000 you can have the brain of a politician."
　　The patient was amazed at the huge difference in price."Is the brain of a politician that much better?" he asked.
　　The Brain Surgeon replied,"No,it’s not better,just unused."
　　脑移植
　　一个外科医生正要作一个脑移植手术.
　　“你可以从两个脑子中选一个给你.”医生告诉病人,“一个心理学家的大脑1000美元,一个政治家的大脑10000美元.
　　病人很惊讶二者之间这样大的差别,“政治家的大脑好一些吗?”他问.
　　医生说：“不是好一些,只是没有用过.”