英语翻译

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英语翻译
1)Every day we go th school and lisen to the teacher,and the teacher will ask us some question.Sometimes,the classmates will ask for your opinionsof the works of the class.When you are telling others in the class what you have found out about these topics,remember that they must be able to hear what you have found out about not taking part in a family conversation or having a chat with friends--you are in a slight unnatural situation where a large group of people will remain silent,waiting to hear what you have to say.You must speak so that they can hear you--loudly enough and clearly enough but without trying to shout or appearing force yourself.
Remember,too,that it is the same if you are called to an interview whether it is with a professor of your school or a government official who might meet you.The person you are seeing will try to put you at your ease (not worried) but the situation is somewhat different from that of an ordinary conversatio.You must take special care that can be heard.
2)A man wen to a barbershop to have his hair and his beard cut as always.He started to have a good conversation with the barber who attended him.The talked about so many things on various subjects.
Suddenly,they touched the subject of God.The barber said,"I don't believe that God exist as you say so.""Why do you say that?"
asked the client."Well,it's so easy;you just have to go out in the street to realize that God does not there be abandoned children?If God existed,there would not neither suffering nor pain.I can't think of a God who permits all of these things."The cilent stopped for a moment thinking but he didn't want to respond so as to prevent an argument.
The barber finished his job and the client went out of the shop.Just after he left the batbershop,he saw a man in the street with long hir and beard.Then the client again entered the barber and he said to the barber ,"Know what?Barbers do not exist."
"How come they don't exist?"asked the barber,"Well I am here and I am a barber.""No!"the client exclaimed,"They don't exist because if they did there would be no people with long hair and beard like that man who walks in the street."
"Ah,barber do exist,what happens is that people do not come to me.""Exactly!"affirmed the client."That's the point.God does exist,what happens is that people don't go to him for help.That's why there's so much pain and suffering in the world."

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我是自己翻译的.
1.每天我们上学听老师讲课,老师会问我们一些问题.有时候,同学会征询你对于班级工作的意见.当你告诉班里其他人你在这些问题上的发现时,要记住他们能够明白你所讲的,不象你在参与一次家庭谈话,或者和朋友们闲谈——你身处一种大家都沉默着,等着听你说的不太自然的氛围中.为了让他们听明白,你必须声音响亮,口齿清晰,但不要尝试大叫或者表现得在逼迫你自己.
还要记住,你被一个学校里的教授或者政府官员叫去面谈,都是一样的.你所会面的人将试着让你放松,但是气氛又会和普通谈话有所不同.你必须特别注意,自己所说对方要听得到.
2.一男子如往常般去理发店修剪他的胡须和头发.他开始和为他服务的理发师谈天说地.他们在很多问题上谈及大量内容.忽然,他们谈到了上帝这个话题.理发师说：“我不相信上帝像你说的那样存在于世.”“你为什么那么说?”顾客问.“噢,那很简单.你只要走到大街上就会明白,上帝存在的地方不会有那么多被遗弃的儿童.如果上帝存在,就既不会有灾难也不会有痛苦.我无法想象上帝会容许这一切的发生.”顾客想了想,但为了不引起争执,他没有再说什么.
理发师理完须发,顾客走出店.他刚走出去,就看到街上有个长须长发的男子.然后这个顾客折回理发店,对理发师说：“你知道吗?世界上没有理发师.”
“他们怎么会不存在?”理发师问,“我现在在这里,我就是个理发师.”“不!”顾客说,“他们不存在,因为如果他们存在,大街上就不会有那么多头发胡子那么长的人.”
“啊,理发师是存在的.只不过人们没有来找我.”“完全正确!”顾客赞赏道,“这就是关键.上帝是存在的.只不过人们没有去找他帮忙.这就是为什么世界上有那么多苦难的原因.”