英语翻译

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英语翻译
If we transport that box to the Grand Canyon of Arizona and balanced it neatly on the low stone wall that keeps people from breaking their necks when sunned by the incredible beauty of that silent witness of the force of Eternity and then called little Noodle ,the dachshund and told him to give the unwieldy contraption a slight push with his soft brown nose,there would be a moment of crunching and ripping as the wooden planks loosened stones and shrubs when the outer edges struck the bank of the Colorado River.
上面的漏打了，看下面的。
不要去在线翻译了~没用的。还有，把BANK翻译成银行的就别看了~
If we transport that box to the Grand Canyon of Arizona and balanced it neatly on the low stone wall that keeps people from breaking their necks when sunned by the incredible beauty of that silent witness of the force of Eternity and then called little Noodle ,the dachshund and told him to give the unwieldy contraption a slight push with his soft brown nose,there would be a moment of crunching and ripping as the

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我已经尽全力!我们要是把那箱子运到阿里索纳大峡谷,整整齐齐把它横放在那堵用来防止人们看到那个经历了万古千秋的沉默见证人的神奇和壮观的时候一愣（stunned）,摔下把脖子给折（she2）了的低矮石墙上,然后把那个达...