两片英语小短文,一定要短欧

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两片英语小短文,一定要短欧

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New Year's eve a day
Today is the annual Chinese New Year's eve quarter,I sleeping till noon,waking up,prepare big enjoy the Spring Festival tomorrow.
Blunt busy meal,then with mom and dad with Spring Festival couplet,hang hang "happiness" upside down,suddenly home has added many NianWei.
Afternoon with friends to shop,through big red lanterns are the overpass,Buy a bunch of beautiful sugar-coated berry,straightening chewing...
Evening,sitting in the soft sofa with family together to watch TV.
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Wings
The fried-chicken restaurant where I was working had a big rush just before closing one day,leaving us with nothing to sell but wings.As I was about to lock the doors,a quietly intoxicated customer came in and ordered dinner.When I asked if wings would be all right,he leaned over the counter and replied,"Lady,I came in here to eat,not fly."