英语翻译

题目

英语翻译
是在搞不定= =
诗是：
A CHIEF TEST PILOT ON THE RUN
FROM ALIENS WHO SPOILED YOUR FUN
WITH BUGS AND BOSSES GIVING CHASE
TO NEW ADVENTURES OFF YOU RACE
足球的是：
Defensive Pressure determines how high up the pitch the team will start to pressure the opposition.
Deep - The team drop back and allow the opposition time in their own half in exchange for getting numbers behind the ball.
Medium - The team will start to defend in their opponent’s half,but not the full length of the pitch.
High - The team will apply full pressure in their opponent’s half.Wide midfielders and fullbacks will push high on the ball side to make it difficult for the opposition to play out.
This tactic is effective but leaves lots of space open for the ball over the top behind the defence.

答案

我是来膜拜的,翻译的真搞笑!