帮我写一段英语短文,急用!

题目

帮我写一段英语短文,急用!
前4句是：今天是星期一,9月22日,天气晴朗/多云/下雨,我们（同学们）都来到了.
后面写一段笑话,不要太长啊,要在2分钟之内能读完.
要简单一点的,

答案

Today is Monday,September 22,weather (cloudy) (rain),we (the students) have arrived.
School!Go Slowly!(学校!慢行!)
Paul is always late for school.
It is ten past eight in the morning.The students are having English lesson in the classroom.Paul opens the door and comes in.
“Paul,why are you late for school every morning?” his teacher asks.“When do you leave home?”
“I leave home at a quarter to eight,” Paul answers.
“Is your home far from our school?” his teacher asks.
“No,about ten minutes’ walk.”
“Then why are you late?”
“Every day on my way to school I see a sign.It says:School!Go slowly!”
译文：
保尔上学经常迟到.
早上八点十分,同学们正在教室里上英语课,保尔推门进来.
“保尔,为什么你每天早上上学都要迟到呢?”老师问道,“你是什么时候离开家的?”
“我是七点三刻出门的.”保尔答道.
“你家离学校很远吗?”老师又问.
“不远,步行十分钟”
“那你怎么会迟到呢?”
“每天我在上学的路上总看到一个标记,上面写到：学校!慢行!”
Bedtime Prayers
Julie was saying her bedtime prayers."Please God," she said,"Make Naples the capital of Italy.Make Naples the capital of Italy."
Her mother interrupted and said,"Julie,why do you want God to make Naples the capital of Italy?"
And Julie replied,"Because that/’s what I put in my geography exam!"
睡前祷告词
朱莉叶在做睡前祷告.“祷告上帝,”她说,“让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都吧.让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都吧.”
妈妈打断她说：“朱莉叶,你为什么求上帝让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都呢?”
朱莉叶回答说：“因为我在地理考卷上是这么写的.”