英语笑话 always often sometimes hardly every never

题目

英语笑话 always often sometimes hardly every never
用这些频度副词讲一个笑话,不需要很长,但希望有中文翻译.

答案

有个人刚学外语,这天在街上走,不小心踩了一个老外的脚,那人急忙说：“I'm sorry.”老外也礼貌的说了句：“I'm sorry too.”那人一听,急忙说了句：“I'm sorry three.”老外一听傻了,问：“What are you sorry for?”那人无奈的说：“I'm sorry five.”