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中文部分：
这朋友去了一次“创意川菜”馆,确实是“创意”十足：店内装修得就像个武打戏片场,店员都做古装“小二”打扮,桌上的牌子都写着“黄药师”、“洪七公”、“小龙女”等武侠名角；啤酒叫“飞镖”,餐纸叫“抹布”,厕所叫“茅房”；菜名也“搞噱头”,什么“化骨绵掌”、“九阴真经”之类的.但是这次吃得感觉却不是很好,点了烤鱼,臭豆腐和大肠.臭豆腐和大肠都太咸了了,而烤鱼却太淡了.下次应该不会再光顾这家店了.
英文部分：
Last week I went to a "Creative Sichuan Food Restaurant",they certainly do it.The Restaurant is very swordsmen style,the shop assistants are all dressed like a ancient servicer.The table card and dining rooms all named as a famous role in JinYong's fiction like "黄药师","洪七公","小龙女".The bill called "boomerang" (飞镖),the paper napkin called "rag" (抹布),toilet called "Outhouse" (茅房).The most special things are the food name:for example "化骨绵掌","九阴真经" and so on.But to be honest the foods are not delicious.We ordered roast fish,stinky tofu and pork intestine.And the tofu and intestine were too salty and the fish was too thin.I think I would not back to this restaurant again.

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Last week I went to a "Creative Sichuan Food Restaurant",It was really creative!The Restaurant was decorated as a Fighting studio,the waiters were all dressed like a ancient servicer.The table cards (...