我即将要参加英语朗诵.需要一段英语对白,我希望简单点又有趣``时间为2分钟左右.有人知道吗`?

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我即将要参加英语朗诵.需要一段英语对白,我希望简单点又有趣``时间为2分钟左右.有人知道吗`?
我是女生. 要快.而且经典片段要有英语字幕..谢谢大家 我积分只有25.最多的悬赏也只能是20哦,别介意哦.

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Garfield: I hate Mondays. Pooky,cover me, I'm going in.
Sleeping Beauty,wake up. You can stop dreaming about me,
because I am here. Now just wake up. You've got work to
do.You're not just my owner; you're my primary care
giver,now...
Jon: Not now, Garfield.
G: All right, cut the sweet stuff.Easy now.
Jon: Just...
G: Trying to cuddle with me,huh? Trying to avoid your
duties,huh? Well, that just ain't gonna to fly. It won't
work.See, I'm getting my exercise. Doing my job. Just one
quick cannonball.
G: Morning!
Jon: Garfield!
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