英语翻译

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英语翻译
内容：我这人嗜睡如命,早上闹铃对我几乎不起作用,总是按了再睡,五分钟,又一个五分钟……最后实在没办法不得不起床,起来闭着眼睛刷牙,到洗脸时就差不多清醒了,然后我又成我们宿舍,早上起来精神头最好的一个,一般我都喜欢故意搞怪哼些跑调的歌,刺激的我的舍友一个个威胁要把握扔出去

答案

Sleep is the first priority for me.Morning alarms won't work at all on me,they "snooze" every five minutes.In the end,I had to get up,and go to brush my teeth with my eyes still closed.After washing my face,I am more or less awake.Then I would be the most energetic one in the morning in my dorm.I often intentionally hum songs off the pitch,and that makes my dormies threaten to throw me out.