求哲理英语笑话

求哲理英语笑话

题目
求哲理英语笑话
要求简短最好是带翻译最好说说是反应什么哲理,时间紧迫.速求,
答案
十分简单 某日上课,老师宣布下节课小考.小明紧张地立即举手问老师会不会考得很难,老师只说了一句:“十分简单.”乐得大家拍手叫好,可是考完之后,每个人都惨不忍睹,怎么会简单呢? 于是小明又问老师,只听老师说:“我可没有说错哦,‘十分’简单,剩下‘九十分’很难!” 英文: Extremely simple Some date attends class, teacher under announcement festivalclass midterm exam. Young Ming anxiously immediately raises hand askedteacher can test very much difficultly, teacher only said: "Isextremely simple." Is happy everybody to clap the hands and shoutpraise, after but tests, each people all horrible to look at, how canbe simple? Thereupon young Ming also asks teacher, only listens to teacher tosay: "I may not speak incorrectly oh, ' ten points ' simple, is forleft over ' 90 minute ' to be very difficult!"
反映了考试需要下功夫,才能取得好成绩
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