比较有趣的英语文章

题目

比较有趣的英语文章
要求不要很难 当然也不要很简单了 用来考口语的 要比较有新意的
要在五分钟以内的 不要太短了啊 太短了时间不行
最好是议论的文章 容易理解的

答案

这个讲发错邮件笑话挺好笑的.
Illinois是美国东部一个州.冬天很冷.Florida在美国南部,一年气候都比较热.
A BIG E-mail Mistake 致命邮件`
An Illinois man left the snowballed streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida.His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day.When he reached his hotel,he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail.
Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address,he did his best to type it in from memory.Unfortunately,he missed one letter,and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife whose husband had passed away only the day before.When the grieving widow checked her e-mail,she took one look at the monitor,let out a piercing scream,and fell to the floor dead.
At the sound,her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:
Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in.Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Your Loving Husband.
P.S.Sure is hot down here.