英语翻译

题目

英语翻译
A funny thing happened to me last Friday.I'd gone to London to do some shopping.I wanted to get some Christmas presents,and I needed to find some books for my course at college (you see,I'm a student).I caught an early train to London,so by early afternoon I'd bought everything that I wanted.Anyway,I'm not very fond of London,all the noise and traffic,and I'd made some arrangements for that evening.So,I took a taxi to Waterloo station.I can't really afford taxis,but I wanted to get the 3:30 train.Unfortunately the taxi got stuck in a traffic jam,and by the time I got to Waterloo,the train had just gone.I had to wait an hour for the next one.I bought an evening newspaper,the 'Standard',and wandered over to the station buffet.At that time of day it's nearly empty,so I bought a coffee and a packet of biscuits ...chocolate biscuits.I am very fond of chocolate biscuits.There were plenty of empty tables and I found one near the window.I sat down and began doing the crossword.I always enjoy doing crossword puzzles.
After a couple of minutes a man sat down opposite me.There was nothing special about him,except that he was very tall.In fact he looked like a typical city businessman ...you know,dark suit and briefcase.I didn't say anything and I carried on with my crossword.Suddenly he reached across the table,opened my packet of biscuits,took one,dipped it into his coffee and popped it into his mouth.I couldn't believe my eyes!I was too shocked to say anything.Anyway,I didn't want to make a fuss,so I decided to ignore it.I always avoid trouble if I can.I just took a biscuit myself and went back to my crossword.
When the man took a second biscuit,I didn't look up and I didn't make a sound.I pretended to be very interested in the puzzle.After a couple of minutes,I casually put out my hand,took the last biscuit and glanced at the man.He was staring at me furiously.I nervously put the biscuit in my mouth,and decided to leave.I was ready to get up and go when the man suddenly pushed back his chair,stood up and hurried out of the buffet.I felt very relieved and decided to wait two or three minutes before going myself.I finished my coffee,folded my newspaper and stood up.And there,on the table,where my newspaper had been,was my packet of biscuits.
这是LISTEN TO THIS 中级里的LESSON 6
不需要详细翻译 谁给我讲明白这个笑话好笑在哪来就行了.最后一段我看的比较茫然 谁给讲讲.

答案

意思很简单阿 大意就是他以为那个高个子吃他的饼干,实际上是自己吃了那高个子的饼干.哈哈,后面那段描述高个子和他的神情非常精彩.
他在那家自助餐店吃巧克力饼***时候,来了个高个子商人打扮的人坐他对面,然后他读晚报的时候发现那个男的一直在吃他的那包饼干,但是因为不想生事,所以他没说,于是就这样你一块我一块的吃,直到还剩下最后一块,伸手迅速的拿起了那块饼干,塞到了嘴里,并瞥了一眼那个男的,发现那男的正在瞪着他.正当他准备离开的时候,那男的突然把凳子拉开站了起来,然后急匆匆的离开了.他自己则等了好几分钟,当他喝完咖啡,准备离开,把报纸卷起来的时候才发现,原来自己的那包饼干一直压在报纸的下面.