大家分析一下这封英文信

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大家分析一下这封英文信
这是第三封,前面大概说了一下自己的情况,然后就开始说这些了.
my dear this is my life story with love and trust
发件人：Recheal Dontel 查看 拒收
时 间：2010年12月18日(星期六) 晚上6:26
收件人：
Dearest.
I am more than happy in your reply .how is your day ; Mine is too hot in the morning over here in Dakar Senegal.my condition here is terrible Its just like one staying in the prison and i hope by Gods grace i will come out here soon.i don't have any relatives now whom
i can go to all our relatives ran away in the middle of the war the only person i have now is Rev Vicente Thomas.who is the rev father of the (Kingdom Of Grace Church ) here in the camp he has been very nice to me since i came here but i am not living with him rather i am leaving in the woman's hostel because here the have two hostels one for men the other for women.
The Pastors tel.number is ([phone]) I will like you to call me today ,tell the rev Father that you want to speak with me he will send for me in the female hostel to come and answer your call.
my condition here i don't have any right or privilege to any thing be it money or whatever because it is against the law of this country.I want to go back to my studies because i only attended my first year before the tragic incident that lead to my being in this situation.
Please listen to this,i have my late father's statement of account and death certificate here with me which i will send to you later,because when he was alive he deposited some amount of money in one of a leading bank which he used my name as the next of kin,the amount in question is $2.123million us Dollars.
So i will like you to help me transfer this money to your account and after the transfer you will send me small money from it for me to get my traveling documents and air ticket to come over to meet with you.I kept this secret to people here the only person that knows about it is the Reverend because he is like a father to me.
So in the light of above i will like you to keep it to yourself and don't tell it to anyone for i am afraid of loosing my life and the money if people gets to know about it.
Remember I am giving you all this information due to the trust i deposed on you.I like honest and understanding ,truthful and a man of vision,truth and hard working.My favorite language is English I speak French too fluently.
Meanwhile i will like you to call me like i said i have alot to tell you,Have a nice day and think about me.please send to me your foto
Awaiting to hear from you soonest
Yours Faithfully Recheal
大概意思我懂,大家来说一下自己的意见.
补充说明一下,这个是我同学用我电脑发的,不要说：“你咋这样.”云云的……

答案

从信中我看出你俩不怎么熟悉,可是这个人对你的信任有点过了,怎么感觉像在看恐怖片,或是诈骗集团.这条件开的太优越了!实在是肥肉!不过太腻了!程序要这么麻烦吗?
在这大哥人家说了让你不要泄露信息,你咋这样啊!
你俩是网友!?这份心总体写的很流畅,英语不错.
你自己看着办吧!
整文翻译如下:
亲爱的：
我很高兴收到你的回复,你过得好吗?我这早晨太热了,条件很差想蹲监狱一般,我希望上帝保佑我可以早点离开这里.
我现在没什么亲戚,他们都在战争期间离开了,仅剩Rev Vicente Thomas一个亲戚了.他对我很好,但我不和他住一起而是住在一个女士公寓,因为这男女公寓是分开的.这的电话是221 77 6833 663.我希望你今天给我打电话.告诉Rev Vicente Thomas你找我他就会通知我的.

以为钱和这个地方法律的限制我没什么特权.我习惯呆在我的书房（有偏差,原句意：我想回书房）,这是在这呆了一年后我养成的习惯.
还有,我现在又我父亲去世的账单报表和死亡证明,过些时候会发给你.他健在的时候以我为近亲的名义在一行村了一笔钱,大学有123,000 000 美元. 这样你可以把钱转到你的户头然后再转给我一部分让我足以支付旅游和飞机票去看你.我在这谁都没说过,除了Rev Vicente Thomas,以为他多我向父亲一般
所以希望你要保密不要告诉别人,我怕有人知道后会造成不必要的人身和财产的损失.
记住我是因为相信你才告诉你这些的,不要让我失望.我喜欢城市,理解,包容,有责任心有远见,真实,勤劳的人,我最喜欢的语言是英语,其次是法语,我说的也很好.
还有我希望你会如我所说的给我打电话, 希望你天天开心,记得想我!还有记得给我发你的照片.
等待你的回复
Recheal