英语翻译

题目

英语翻译
期末考完试,小明回到家中对父母说：“妈妈,爸爸,这回我两门老了100分.”爸妈听后非常高兴.小明又说：“是两门加起来100分.”爸爸听后大怒,举手便要打,被妈妈劝道：“就算数学40分,语文应该是60分,至少有一门及格吗?”这时,小明小声说道：“妈,不是那种算法!加一起是100分.”
用词请尽量保持笑话的趣味

答案

After the end-of-year examination,xiaoming returned home and told his parents:"Mom,Dad,i scored 100 for two subjecs." After hearing this news,Mom and Dad were overjoyed.Xiaoming added " Both added to 100." After hearing this,Dad was so angry that he raised his fist and was about to beat Xiaoming when mother interrupted," Even if you scored 40 for Mathematics,you at least score 60 for Chinese,at least one of them past right?" At this moment,xiaojing whispered:" No Mom,that's not how it should be calculated.10 for Chinese and 0 for Mathematics,added up to 100."
一楼用得是在线翻译,很多错的.= =ll