求一经典搞笑英语自我介绍

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求一经典搞笑英语自我介绍
就是有一个相当经典的记不住多少了
My father is (有钱) my mother is beautiful
my SISTER is young .

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Hi everybody,my name is XXX,and I'm 17 years old.
As far as I know,no kid loves studying,and I'm surely not exceptional to that."我喜欢外的其他学科"什么意思?
I know English learing is quite important,but I was born lazy and there is no way to change it.My biggest hobby is taking naps in classes,and I really hate being awaken when I'm sound asleep.I would appreciate it if you guys won't wake me up when I fall asleep.Thank you