英语翻译

题目

英语翻译
A man walked into a restaurant that advertised having the longest menu in the world.The manager was very proud of being able to provide any dish,no matter how unusual.
At the bottom of the menu,there was a notice that said,“If you do not see the dish you require on this menu,please tell us and we will add it to the menu immediately.”
The man looked at the menu and decided to make life really difficult for the manager and his chef.He would order something that was very unusual.
When the waiter came up to take his order,he said,“You say you can serve any dish,anything at all,even if it''s not on your menu,which is the longest menu in the world.”
“That is correct,sir.We have never yet been unable to meet our customers'' requirements.”
“Very well,” the man said.“In that case,bring me two elephant ears on toast.Indian,not African.”
The waiter wrote down on his pad：Two Indian elephant ears on toast.
“Very good,sir”,he said.“That shouldn''t take long.”

答案

有一个人走进了一家宣称有世界最长菜单的餐厅.餐厅经理对于能够提供各种无论多么不寻常的菜而感到自豪.
在菜单末尾,有一条小贴士称：如果你想点的菜没有在这本菜单上,请告知我们,我们会立即将其加入菜单.
那个人看了看菜单,决定要让餐厅经理和他的厨师吃一吃苦头.他要点一些非常不寻常的东西.
当服务员向他要点菜单时,他说：“你说你什么菜都能上,什么都能,哪怕不在你的那份世界最长的菜单上”.
“没错,先生.我们从来没有哪次没能满足顾客的需要.”
“很好.”男人说,“既然如此,给我上两只烤大象耳朵,要印第安的不要非洲的.”
服务员写在点菜板上：两只印第安烤大象耳朵.
“很好,先生.不会让您久等的.”
服务员很快走开了.
男人很惊奇,同时感到有些失望.
然后在服务员带着一副很不高兴的表情回来时他笑了.
“啊!”男人说,“你上不了印第安烤大象耳朵吧,你能吗?”
服务员十分抱憾地说.
“我十分抱歉,先生.而且这是最让人烦恼的.”服务员说,“恐怕我们做不到.不幸运的是,我们没有面包了.”
纯人工~