英语翻译

题目

英语翻译
智力缺陷
鲍勃：医生,怎么才能知道一个看上去正常的人患有智力缺陷呢?
医生：再容易不过了,你问他一个简单的问题,如果他答不上来,就可以判断他智力缺陷.
鲍勃：
医生：库克船长环球旅行三次,并且在其中一次丧命,请问是那一次.
鲍勃：还有其他问题可以问吗?我必须承认我对历史了解的不多.
报警
一天警察局接到一个电话,对方的声音非常紧急.
“先生!救命!”
“小姐,你慢慢说,到底发生了什么事?”
“有只猫爬进我家来了!”
“一只猫爬进来应该不是很大的问题!”
“不行,不行!这猫很危险!猫很危险!”
“小姐,别怕,猫真的不危险……”
“先生,你这里到底是不是警察局?是警察局的话,我打电话叫你,你就要来救我!猫已经进来了,很危险!”
“小姐,你到底是谁?”
“我是鹦鹉!我是鹦鹉!”
路中间的刺猬
两个刺猬来到马路中间,他们打算穿过斑马线.
一只刺猬说：别从这过.
另一只刺猬说：为什么不可以呢?
第一只刺猬说：看看那只斑马的遭遇你就明白了.
北极熊家族
一头小北极熊跑去问妈妈.
小北极熊：妈妈,你确定我是北极熊,不是考拉或者棕熊?
熊妈妈：对的,儿子,你确实是北极熊.
小北极熊又跑去问爸爸.
小北极熊：爸爸,你确定我是北极熊,不是考拉或者棕熊?
熊爸爸：对的,小子,你确实是北极熊.
小北极熊又跑去问熊爷爷.
小北极熊：爷爷,你确定我是北极熊,不是考拉或者棕熊?
熊爷爷：对的,孩子,你确实是北极熊.为什么要这样问呢?
小北极熊：因为我冷.
翻译,要求：直译意译均可,语句通顺,没有单词或语法错误（尽量少）

答案

intellectual deficiency
Bob:Doctor,how to tell a guy has intellectual deficiency who seems normal?
Doctor:It's very easy.You can ask him a question.He must be have intellectual deficiency if he can't answer.
Bob:what's the question?
Doctor:Captain Hook had travled world 3 times and he died in one time,which time?
Bob:Excuse me?Do you have another questions?I have to admit that I don't familar with the history
Asking for help
One day a police station get a call from a very nerves girl.
"Sir!Help!Help!"
"Miss,please calm down,what's wrong?"
"There is a cat coming in my room
"oh,I think it's not a big deal for a cat's coming"
"No,no this cat is very dengerous,the cat is dengerous"
"Miss,the cat is really not dengerous"
"Sir,are you police station?Please come to help me after I called you if you are a police.The cat is here now.It's dengerous"
"Miss,Who heil are you?"
"I'm a parrot,I'm a parrot"
the hedgehogs on the road
two hedgehog came to the road and they want to cross the road on the zebra crossing
one of the hedgehog said:"Don't do this!"
another one asked:"Why not?"
first one said:"You will know after you see the accedent that happened to the zebra"
the polar bear family
A little polar bear asked his mom a question
little polar bear:"Mom,are you sure I am a polar bear?not a cola or a brown bear"
Momy:"Yes you are,my boy."
and the little polar bear went to ask his dady
little polar bear:"Dady,are you sure I am a polar bear?not a cola or a brown bear"
Dady:"Yes you are,boy"
Latter the little polar bear went to ask his grandpa.
little polar bear:"Grandpa,are you sure I am a polar bear?not a cola or a brown bear"
grandpa:"Yes you are,boy,why you ask like this?"
little polar bear:"because I feel cold"