Mark Twain liked to play jokes in his friends.One day one of his friends lost his wallet and asked Mark pay the train fare for him."But I haven"t got enough money to pay both your fare or mine," Mark said.Then he adds, "We can get on the train first and when the conductor comes to check ticket, you hide under my seat." Late, however, when the conductor came to check tickets, Mark gave him two more tickets.Then he said in the loud voice, "My friend is a strange man.When he travels on a train, he prefers to lying on the floor under the seat." Of course many passengers laughed at his poorly friend. ____________________________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________________________________ |