A. Lend a hand. B. Keep your eyes open. C. Be seen, but not be heard. D. Make friends with your neighbors. E. Volunteer in your community. Keep your home safe and attractive | ||||||||||||||||||||
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When was the last time you laughed a lot? Most people are the victim of an uncontrollable fit of laughter at least once in their lives. But when it happens in front of the television cameras, it can become an internet sensation. Do you think there"s anything funny about spicy meat? Swiss finance minister Hans-Rudolf Merz seemed to think it was hilarious. Mr. Merz was making a speech in the Swiss parliament on meat imports when he started laughing and couldn"t stop. The meat in question is known as "b?ndnerfleisch"- a type of air-dried beef product. Herr Merz later admitted that he was amused by the bureaucratic (官僚主义的) language in which the bill was written. Since then, Mr. Merz has become an internet hit. A video of the incident shows a grey-suited minister giggling away, accompanied by applause from his parliamentary colleagues. So far, the video has been seen by more than 500,000 people on YouYube and other websites. "I don"t understand what he"s talking about," said one viewer, "but it"s just so funny." The recent publicity will be good news for the minister, too. Mr. Merz had been criticized recently for signing away much of Switzerland"s banking secrecy, and for failing to do enough to help two Swiss citizens who were detained by Libya. But now, with retirement a few months away, Mr. Merz may leave on a high note. Some even suggest he may have a future career as a comedian. Of course, Mr. Merz isn"t the first person to crack up on air. BBC Radio 4 newsreader Charlotte Green lost control on the programme Today not so long ago. It all happened after a clip of the oldest known recording of the human voice was played. A studio member remarked that the 1860 recording of a woman singing the French song "Au Clair de la Lune" sounded like a "bee buzzing in a bottle". That seemed to set Ms. Green off as she broke down into a fit of the giggles. Later, the editor of the show, Ceri Thomas, said most listeners who contacted the show had commented on "how much they had enjoyed the moment". He added, "When Charlotte loses it, she really loses it." So, why do we get these fits of laughter? Experts say it"s a form of release. Nervous tension often builds up inside us, especially in those who have got high-pressure, stressful jobs. When stressed out, the body constricts (收缩) blood vessels, elevates the production of potentially damaging stress hormones, and raises blood pressure. Short periods of stress are normal and not dangerous, but over long periods of time stress weakens the immune system and makes heart problems more likely. Under the control of self-protecting mechanisms of human body, this pressure needs an outlet, usually manifesting itself through tears, anger or laughter- uncontrollable fits of laughter! So, beware! That uncontrollable laughing fit could strike at any moment. | ||||||||||||||||||||
1. Which of the following can best replace the underlined word "crack up"? | ||||||||||||||||||||
A. break up B. cheer up C. laugh away D. catch on | ||||||||||||||||||||
2. By saying "The recent publicity will be good news for the minister, too. ", the author means that the video of the minister"s laughing fit_______. | ||||||||||||||||||||
A. may help him sign away some of Swizerland"s banking secrecy. B. may help him return to the focus of the public in spite of some negative news. C. may help make the public think highly of the minister recently. D. may help put off the retirement of the minister. | ||||||||||||||||||||
3. According to the passage, Charlotte Green lost control on the programme because _______. | ||||||||||||||||||||
A. the clip of the programme is too old to be used. B. she broke down in the studio while making the programme. C. a studio member thought she sang the French song badly. D. the recording of the French song sounded extremely funny. | ||||||||||||||||||||
4. Which of the following is true according to the experts? | ||||||||||||||||||||
A. Those who suffer higher pressure from work are more likely to laugh away. B. Uncontrollable laughing fits can help to release the pressure. C. Stress outlet can be controlled by ourselves if we try hard. D. It is unnecessary to pay attention to short periods of stress because they are not dangerous. | ||||||||||||||||||||
5. It can be inferred from the passage that _______. | ||||||||||||||||||||
A. uncontrollable fits of laughter is very common among people. B. Mr. Merz will be a comedian after retirement. C. Charlotte Green will be dismissed due to this incident. D. most of the listeners who contacted the show thought it inappropriate for a newsreader to laugh away on the programme. | ||||||||||||||||||||
阅读理解。 警方近期正在缉拿一系列案件的嫌疑人员.阅读下面有关警方通报查找人员的信息(A、B、C、D、E和F),根据案件及人物的描述,选出嫌疑人员,选项中有一项是多余的。 | ||||||||||||||||||||
1. A valuable dog was taken while being walked by its owner in City Park yesterday afternoon. Police wish to talk to a man seen nearby at the time, described by witnesses as short and fat with short light hair and clear glasses. 2. Yesterday morning at 9.30a.m. a man armed with a gun entered the National Bank and demanded money from the staff, before fleeing when confronted by bank security staff. Security cameras show the man as being short and thin with shoulder length blonde hair. 3. A tall, strong built man with blonde hair, a thick black moustache and wearing dark glasses knocked a woman to the ground and stole her purse on Main Street last Saturday afternoon. If you see this man, do not approach as he is considered extremely dangerous. 4. At the football match between Manchester United and Liverpool, several people had their wallets stolen while waiting in line to buy food. The victims did not see or notice the thief but bystanders describe him as very tall and thin, clean shaven with short light hair. 5. A car was stolen from the supermarket carpark on Friday, June 23 this year by a man described as very young, 1.7 metres tall with thin dark hair and carrying a blue backpack. A reward of $500 is offered for the car"s recovery.
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