写篇英语作文when l met god...
题目
写篇英语作文when l met god...
如题,大学200字左右 ,可以是对话形式或作文形式
答案
这篇文章好搞笑,不知和你胃口不
One day when I met God,
God:"Hey guy,you are lucky.I can give you everything you want"
YY:"Really?Could you give me the answers to the final exam?"
God:"I'm so sorry,but except that."
YY:"Why?"
God:"That's a terrible experience for me in my life.Because I did those exams several days before,and I got very poor marks,especially in RH and BC,I failed in those courses."
YY:"Why?You are God,you are the most perfect man in this world."
God:"Yep,that's the problem.Because I'm a MAN,and also we have the different style in writing..."
YY:" So,in the school,they are your GODS..."
God:"."
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