求两个英语小笑话（50个词左右,要浅显易懂的）万分感谢了

题目

求两个英语小笑话（50个词左右,要浅显易懂的）万分感谢了

答案

女猎手们点头,一起上前忙碌起来.
Who is this man?
答：这是谁的男人?
全班大笑,老师无语.
we two who and who!
译：咱俩谁跟谁啊!
How are you?How old are you?
译：怎么是你?怎么老是你?
YOU have seed i will give yousome color see see,brothers!together up!
译：你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧.兄弟们,一起上!
I call Li old big.toyear25.
译：我叫李老大,今年25.
As far as you go to die!
译：要多远死多远!
800yuan,eat you,sleep you
译：800块,吃你的,住你的