英语小故事,很短的,60词左右.有积极意义的,小幽默也行.

题目

英语小故事,很短的,60词左右.有积极意义的,小幽默也行.
求一个英语小故事.

答案

“I had another bad dream,” she told her fiancé.“It was about you again.You and your ex-girlfriend were kissing.I yelled at you to stop it.You looked right at me,and then you laughed at me!She laughed,too.Then you both went back to kissing.I tried not to watch,but when I covered my eyes,something pulled my hands away.I tried to leave,but my feet were glued to the ground.Finally,I woke up.Of course,it was very difficult to get back to sleep.
英语小幽默
Drunk
One day,a father and his little son were going home.At this age,the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions.Now,he asked,"What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk',dad?" "Well,my son," his father replied,"look,there are standing two policemen.If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."
"But,dad," the boy said," there's only ONE policeman!"
醉酒
一天,父亲与小儿子一道回家.这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄,老是有提不完的问题.他向父亲发问道：“爸爸,” “唔,孩子,”父亲回答说,“你瞧那儿站着两个警察.如果我把他们看成了四个,那么我就算醉了.” “可是,爸爸,”孩子说,“那儿只有一个警察呀!”