有关圣诞节的谜语(english)

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有关圣诞节的谜语(english)

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Christmas:The time when everyone gets Santamental.
圣诞节:每人得到Santamental的时间.
The 3 stages of man:
He believes in Santa Claus.
He doesn't believe in Santa Claus.
He is Santa Claus.
男人的3舞台:他信仰圣诞老人 .他不信仰圣诞老人.他是圣诞老人.
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gambel?
It's true.Comet cleans sinks!
你听说一个圣的驯鹿现在为Proctor和Gambel工作吗?它的真 .彗星清洁洗涤池!
How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad!
在墨西哥中绵羊怎样说祝你圣诞快乐?欺骗Navidad!
How would you fire Santa?
Give him the sack...
情况怎样你将解雇圣?解雇他
If athletes get athletes foot,what do astronauts get?
Missle toe!
如果运动员到达,运动员步行宇航员得到什么吗?Missle脚趾!
If Santa Claus and Mrs.Claus had a child,what would he be called?
A subordinate Claus.
如果圣诞老人和克劳斯女士有一孩子,什么希望他是打电话吗?一个地位低克劳斯.
If Santa rode a motorcycle,what kind would it be?
A Holly Davidson.
条件圣骑一摩托车,什么样的种类希望它是吗?一霍莉Davidson.
What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?
Have an ice day!
严寒说向什么严寒雪人吗?有一冰白天 !
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Halo there!
天使对另一天使说的个什么?晕那里 !
What did one Christmas tree say to the other Christmas tree?
I really go fir you!
圣诞树对另一圣诞树说的棵什么?我确实尝试冷杉你!
What did Santa say when his toys misbehaved?
Toys will be toys.
当他的玩具行为不端的时候,圣说什么 玩具将是玩具.
What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?
Okay everyone,sack time!
圣大声叫他的圣诞夜夏娃玩具什么?表示同意的每人,睡眠时间!
What did the grape say to the raisin?
'Tis the season to be jelly.
葡萄对葡萄干说什么?铁树季节向是果冻.
What do aliens say when they land in the North Pole?
Take me to your heater.
外国人说什么时候他们在北极波兰人身上着陆什么?把我带到你的发热器.
What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas?
Cross mouse cards.
在圣诞节鼠标生气把寄给彼此什么?越过鼠标卡.
What do elves learn in school?
The Elf-abet!
elves了解在朝派学校什么 小精灵-教唆!
What do elves put on their candy canes?
Their tongues.
elves戴上他们的糖果手杖什么吗?他们的舌头.