求一个一分钟英语笑话`要比较简单的

题目

求一个一分钟英语笑话`要比较简单的
最好是初三水平（我高一）
这两天内就要``过期无效
要简单``要一般人都能懂``最好搞笑点``
还有要带中文的（大概意思）``内容别不健康`````
如果有很好的答案`我会另给分的```````````
最好跟生活有关点`````第一个不错`可是太短了

答案

The show was on.It is was dark in the cinema.One of the audience got up,moving along the row of seats and went to the smoking-room.A few minutes later he cameback and asked the man sitting at the head of the row.
"Excuse me, was it your foot that I stepped on when I went out a moment ago?""Yes,"the man said,"but it doesn't matter.It didn't hurt at all."
"Oh,I know you would forgive me , I ask only because I want to make sure if this is my row."